Gordon Brown: saving the world from depression

I have complete antipathy with anyone who occasionally muddles up words. My heart goes into them. It's only humane; everyone does it sometimes. Gordon Brown is only suffering from Wrong Word Syndrome (WWS) and it is cruel, and frankly not politically correct of David Cameron, to tease and jibe Gordon about what is clearly an affliction.

Today at Prime Minister's Questions (PMQs) Gordon told MPs: "We should agree as a world on a monetary and fiscal stimulus that will take the world out of r... depression." In December, Gordon said at PMQs: "we not only saved the world" when he meant to say "banks".

There is only one man who can save the world from depression and that is Gordon. I can't think of anyone else more suitable to lift hearts and minds and put a smile back on faces as we sit at home thawing out by maxed-out, fuel bill unfriendly radiators.

Gordon is going to make sure that we get off with a light headache you just wait and see. You might feel a bit fuzzy but it ain't full blown, clinical "D" word. How do I know? Just look into his eyes... he hasn't a clue what's going on, let alone what's coming out of his mouth.